wiselye
A girl was crying bitterly.
MOM: What happened dear?
DAUGHTER: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?
MOM: No!
DAUGHTER: Are my eyes big as toad?
MOM: No!
DAUGHTER: Is my nose flat?
MOM: No baby!
DAUGHTER: Am I fat like a bulldog?
MOM: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!
DAUGHTER: Then why do people tell me that I look like you?
